It all started when the world's most renowned envelope manufacturer, Envelope-R-Us, went public with a scandalous memo revealing the company's secret formula for making the perfect envelope.
The memo, which was meant for internal eyes only, detailed the use of "special sauce" to make their envelopes more appealing to the public.
But what exactly is this special sauce?
A source close to the company revealed that the special sauce is actually a combination of 50% water, 25% glitter, and 25% pureed unicorn tears.
We reached out to Envelope-R-Us for a comment, but they declined, citing "national security concerns."
Stay vigilant, citizens! Keep your eyes peeled for more developments on this scandal.
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Also, be sure to check out our Special Sauce Recipe for some DIY fun!